| Audio Files | VBR MP3 | Ogg Vorbis |
| Canto I. – Hell’s Rose |
3.1 MB |
665.0 KB |
| Canto II. – Sable Treasury |
3.0 MB |
659.4 KB |
| Canto III. – Chapel Burrow |
5.9 MB |
1.3 MB |
| Bourbon with the Chimp |
3.8 MB |
841.8 KB |
| McDougall’s Pick |
3.6 MB |
799.3 KB |
| Salvo for Smatters |
4.5 MB |
1.0 MB |
| Männerbund |
5.6 MB |
1.3 MB |
| The Snuggery |
9.6 MB |
2.4 MB |
| The Good Mongrel |
5.4 MB |
1.3 MB |
| The Good Host |
4.3 MB |
985.7 KB |
| Untroubledness |
5.7 MB |
1.6 MB |
If men did not feel driven to make their mark on the world and prove themselves worthy of being called men, there would be no science, no philosophy, no art, no music, no technology, no exploration. “There would also be no war, no conflict, no competition!” feminists and male geldings will shriek in response. They’re right: there would be none of these things. And the world would be colorless and unutterably boring. —Derek Hawthorne
